I can see this happening:

  • Person 1: Oh crap...where the fuck are we? I think we're lost...
  • Person 2: Yeah, where the hell is our hotel?
  • Person 1: Maybe I should ring someone?
  • Person 2: Or we could go to the airport
  • Person 1:
  • Person 2:
  • Person 1:
  • Person 2:
  • Person 1: What
  • Person 2: I'm from tumblr. I know the location of every major airport in the world.