January 2011
124 posts
I think MSN should have a “bored as hell” status as well as “busy” and “away” and things like that. That way people would take pity in your boredom and talk to you. Unless you’re like me, of course. People wouldn’t talk to me even if they knew I was bored shitless.
December 2010
115 posts
“Sure, there’s no “I” in team, but there IS an “I”...”
The way it happened in my brain Vs. Real Life.
A couple days ago, I was at one of my friend’s birthday parties. Since he lives close to a school, we usually go to hang out at their super-awesome field when it’s really dark because it’s fun to run around and get scared shitless by everything that moves. So anyhow, one of my friends (who is very similar to a train in the way that once he starts moving, there’s not much...
You all know about Forever Alone, right? Yea. About that. I was talking with my friends yesterday, and we realized something. The word fap is just an abbreviation for Forever Alone and Proud.
eisencorgi asked: actually, forget "polygamy", problem solved:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_marriage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_marriage
“I’m scared to go to Soviet Russia because your family will rape me.”
