October 2010
WatchThis really shouldn’t be funny. I am way too easily amused.
I'm Scared to Like any More Posts
Because right now I’ve liked exactly 300. I DON’T WANT TO BREAK THAT NUMBER. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
stripedsweater:
Fridaudio. This was the...
Once I got home from the dance...
tiffanielam:
“~Oh squiggly line, how I love you so~”
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One day, I’m going to dress up with one of those cool badger hats, and go to The Bay. Then, I’ll try to sell them the beavers and otters I will have caught. They accepted them back in the day, so why should they have stopped? I’ll see if I can get some Firewater or something.
“I BLAME THIS ON EVERYONE BUT MYSELF.”
Somewhere, Sometime, Something Went Horribly...
Polo:
Water Polo:
Seriously. What the hell. Water polo should be a sport where you ride sharks and hit the ball with a morningstar or something. But nooooooooo, what do we get? We get a bunch of goddamn people wearing funny headgear. Shit. Dear society, I am dissapointed in you.
I Don't Even Know, I Just Feel Like Writing...
I know. I’ll write about how I turned into a Koala and tried to take over the world.
It didn’t really work out well, because Koalas need like 18 hours of sleep every day. Add that to the 4 hours (at least) a day I spend eating, and that only leaves 2 hours for crushing the foolish humans that were trying to stop my plans.
I was actually doing really well, thanks to the...
There is a reason humans eat cows.
It’s because they’re so friggin easy to catch. Have you ever seen a cow run? Me neither. Humans are just lazy. Cheetahs might taste like everything good in the world climaxing in your mouth at the same time, but we’ll never know. They’re just too goddamn fast.
CONFACIMUS NAVEGEMUS
For those of you who don’t know Latin (Geez, how stupid can you get?), it means “Fuck it, let’s go sailing”. I will learn this. And use it.
My Guitar amp now plays my iPod music.
First of all, this is really useful, because I’ve just changed rooms with my sister and haven’t gotten around to moving my stereo in. Second reason why it’s awesome is that I can mess around with the bass/treble/middle/reverb…etc on all my songs. The last reason why it’s amazing is that I can attempt to actually play guitar over the music. It doesn’t turn out...
“You know, I have problems too. It’s not just those drama people....”
