February 2012
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Anonymous asked: what are your plans for after highschool?
I’m going to go shower, so you guys send me whatever you want, and I’ll answer it when I’m done.
Okay?
Cool.
Anonymous asked: if I wanted to make fun of your weaknesses, I'd point at your crotch and say, in a very loud voice "now that's just sad!"
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Anonymous asked: How can you forget the girl whose boobs you unintentionally brush up against?
Anonymous asked: It's me Jacob! I can't believe you have forgotten me so soon!
Anonymous asked: Does something stink in your room? 'Cause it looks like you are holding your breath in that picture.
Anonymous asked: See! I told you my anon posts were making you famous!
Anonymous asked: but that's where we really see your keen sense of humour.
Anonymous asked: but then i can'r look back on them. what if i miss one? yours are so entertaining!
Anonymous asked: are you deleting all your questions right after you answer them?
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Some people are so attractive it’s not fair.
Anonymous asked: just post them. You post geeky stuff anyways,
tiempoparate:
I just lost my pencil so that means I can’t do any more of my homework tonight.
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There are so many things I want to post, but people from my school follow me.
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magmar replied to your post: what’s with the yellow donut?
goes on your page to see what anon was talking about, end up spending 5 minutes playing with your hamster.
One day I’ll change the colour of the hamster, and people won’t know what to do anymore.
Anonymous asked: what's with the yellow donut?
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Tetris with my friends is literally one of the most verbally violent things I have ever done.
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barelykorean replied to your post: why do you make it so complicated to ask you questions! :(
SEE THE WAY YOU’RE ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SOMEBODY ELSE GETS ME FRUSTRATED, LIFE’S LIKE THIS YOU
AND YOU FALL AND YOU CRAWL AND YOU BREAK AND YOU TAKE WHAT YOU GET AND YOU TURN IT INTO HONESTY AND PROMISE ME I’M NEVER GONNA FIND YOU FAKING
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Anonymous asked: why do you make it so complicated to ask you questions! :(
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I think tumblr and youtube and sites like that should have a “force unfollow” button.
There are some people who you just don’t want to see all the things you post.
Anonymous asked: What's you're favourite tit size?
adamusprime:
great
Anonymous asked: any real girl?
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be really famous and have a bunch of people make fanart about you.
m4ge:
Hey guys I found my house on google
Let’s get a closer look
Isn’t it beautiful
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Anonymous asked: do you admire a specific girl?
guardofthecitadel:
to all those people who follow me out of obligation because they’re my friend irl, i’m sorry.
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Yesterday my friends came over and we decided that oh shit, wait. I just broke my earphones. Damnit.
guardofthecitadel:
“HAHA you have so much homework, sucks to be you,” i whisper to myself.
I can see this happening:
Person 1: Oh crap...where the fuck are we? I think we're lost...
Person 2: Yeah, where the hell is our hotel?
Person 1: Maybe I should ring someone?
Person 2: Or we could go to the airport
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1: What
Person 2: I'm from tumblr. I know the location of every major airport in the world.
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Anonymous asked: banana blog? o,O
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My dad just walked in here, turned on his country music, and then walked away.
My dad is that guy .
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fleamarketmontogomery:
kittenapocalypse liked your audio post: thefebruarianandco: Help I’m Alive | Metric
Do you like Metric too?!
EVERYBODY LIKES METRIC.
Have you heard of Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton? It’s basically her being amazing without the rest of the band.
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HERE’S A CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU, SIERRA.
THANK YOU FOR SHOOSHING ME AND HELPING ME REGAIN MY SANITY.
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erkka-jay asked: thank you for the folllow.. <3
Anonymous asked: ..you actually have 69 followers? on this blog or the bababa one?
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you and your bananas blog have?
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magmar liked your post: Sometimes I’ll I see a post without notes that…
And suddenly, I start to wonder…
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Sometimes I’ll I see a post without notes that someone made, and I’ll like it even if it’s not particularly funny or anything.
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One of the most entertaining things about running a banana blog is looking through the (surprisingly large) list of followers, and looking at their blogs.
But then you realize that they’re all serious blogs.
Uhm.
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tltty:
Idk how I’m going to survive in college cuz literally all i know how to make are ramen and cereal
blackmormon:
Why is Moses so good at making coffee Hebrews it